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Thanks for Nothing

Woman pushing stroller

No she didn’t.

I just found out that my 9-minute miles are actually 10 1/2-minute miles. Thanks to Strava, an app that tracks your runs via GPS. This would explain why a woman in a double-stroller blew by me the other day. WAH-wah.

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“These are the same sort of women as those I encountered 20 years ago…who told me that they NEVER leave Grosse Pointe unless they are forced to. When they travel to Paris or Hawaii or Turks & Caicos for their holidays, they call a limo service and ‘close their eyes when the car travels through Detroit’ to the airport.”

– From the Comments section of Grosse Pointe Today